If you aint got nothin nice to say,then don't say anything at all.
Happy Mother's Day to all the mommies. And to the daddies who have to be both!
My biggest regret yet joy today was asking someone to show me a video of what Twerking was.
The family that wears chucks together stays together http://t.co/7JzEWNwhva
Please watch Michael Shannon read that sorority girls email. I won't post link bcuz some of u are too young
Nothing in life is guaranteed except that James Lipton will most likely never have me on Inside the Actors Studio. Haha
when I was 9 mos pregnant I went to see Louis CK at the gibson I laughed so hard I thought I was going to give birth.#awkwardbirthday
Don't forget to watch Louis C.K. special tomorrow night on HBO at !0. Or if you have a toddler DVR it. oh and if you are under 18 never mind
Ummm Candice Glover singing Love Song on idol....uh what? The other girls better take note. She is electric,amazing,other worldly! Holy shit
Ok I am gonna do a 5 question and answer Please don't' ask about Anchorman because the shit is top secret....go
I cannot wait for Saturday at 10pm on hBO. Louis is my hero! http://t.co/P6B2aMsisn
The more episodes of Veep that I watch the more I have faith in writers! Holy shitballs! Brilliant!