Filmmaker, actor, author Albert Brooks. Originally joined Twitter to1
Duck Dynasty star says a vagina is more desirable than a man's anus. Not if you're a proctologist.
Harold Camping, who repeatedly prophesied the end of the world, died today. Finally, he was right.
I love that Linda Ronstadt was voted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. About time!
When asked what they thought of the scathing report today by a federal judge the NSA said, "We saw it 6 months ago."
So upset after reading this I had to take extra B http://t.co/F9jCDkzZDA
Congrats to China for landing on the moon. Can't wait for my first iPhone that says: "designed in California, made on the moon."
When Dennis Rodman told Kim Jong Un to get rid of his uncle he just meant from the game.
I'm staring at my exercise bike and it's staring back at me, laughing, knowing it can kick my ass.
When the Pope was told he was Time Magazine's Person of the Year he said, "That's great. Are they still in business?
Not in a movie this year but still crushed the nominations aren't pouring in.
Tonight they will finally put back the original scene where Von Trapp sucks the blood out of Maria. #soml