Rappers used to be notorious, now they're no Biggie
I cannnt put my arrrmmmms downnnnn - Randy Milonakis http://t.co/GohxciaaYt
Buttt it's 27 degrees in NYC right now, it was 85 on the way to the airport In LA. Yikessss
NY Bagel time. LA no bueno for bagels, they got hockey pucks covered in flour rolled in sesame seeds.
This turbulence is making my belly shake like santa's bowl full of jelly
So excited to land in NYC, the christmassy winter wonderland. Hope they de-ice the motherfucking runway.
airplane wifi price jumps like crazy, I remember when it was $10 all day. It's now $27. Do I get to join the mile high club with that?
Rendering duck fat when the duck is still alive is rude unless the duck quacks "I don't mind" in morse code #AndyFacts
Time to fly into some snow tomorrow, mother nature you beautiful bitch