Andy Richter
@AndyRichter
actor/writer from Midwestern U.S., married to Sarah Thyre, father of 1
@DannyZuker 22 I've been saying "so many flops" out loud to myself and giggling
Speedy recovery, Tim Curry! 👍
Seems weird to me that George Zimmerman's lawyers are now saying that he'd be justified in shooting Amanda Bynes
My kids said the robot voice in the bridge of "Get Lucky" sounds like "we'll rub a Mexican monkey" & now I can't hear it any other way
My new financial advisor is great, but his wife doesn't say much. http://t.co/sr3Uj1bYfo
RT @RobinMcCauley: Do people who say, "Exercise helps me relax" know about not exercising?
RT @anatomydeals: Have you gotten acquainted with Randy 9000, our newest anatomical manikin that is useful for multiple functions? http://t…
If there was a God, ice cream would hurt.
Watching tonight's #hannibal. If this show was the world, every paper's aheadline would be "EVERYTHING HAS GONE APESHIT BANANAS"
ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD: Any producers needing music for main characters' first kiss, my song "Welcome to Boner City" is still available.
RT @lenadunham 9: 3. Because it grosses me out.
RT @lenadunham 9: 2. Because a big reason I engage in (simulated) onscreen sex is to counteract a skewed idea of that act created by the prol…
RT @lenadunham 9: 1. Because Girls is, at its core, a feminist action while Hustler is a company that markets and monetizes a male's idea of …
RT @lenadunham 9: Okay, I wracked my brain to articulate why I can't just laugh off a porn parody of Girls and here are 3 reasons:
Okay, I think I prefer Peenus Williams
Is there a big Black tennis-themed drag queen named Penis Williams yet? There should be.
RT @NicCageMatch: Tour of my apartment ends at the bedroom, I open the door & say "and this is where the tragic happens."
Guy at salad bar uses chicken tongs to serve himself tuna and THEN PLACES TONGS BACK IN THE CHICKEN. IOW, my new enemy has shown his face.
RT @robdelaney 68: It’s @QOTSA day here in Los Angeles: http://t.co/9pNVIiqgm1
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