Andy Richter
@AndyRichter
actor/writer from Midwestern U.S., married to Sarah Thyre, father of 1
RT @UNTRESOR: RT if you're an idiot.
If you want to play a game with me, let's just save time and say you won.
RT @Eclectablog: Until we restore Glass-Steagall, more big bank bailouts are inevitable (an important piece by @LOLGOP) - please share http…
RT @NotTildaSwinton: Uncoil from a tree branch and silently lower yourself on a creature of prey. Instead of attacking, whisper "You are sa…
Counting on this giant margarita to help me learn to love again
Lying by the pool, 7yo daughter takes off swimsuit bottoms, resumes sunbathing. "This is France," she says.
Behind service desk at groc. store. In my day, our Cultural Council leveraged itself! http://t.co/UG96rqynIP
It's sad to think that after I die my family will have to live on with empty toilet paper tubes by every toilet forever
Didn't Trekkies used to insist that they be called Trekkers? So tragic when a put-upon minority gives up & submits to its persecution.
I liked the new Star Trek movie until they got to a scene in a hospital & THERE WERE GODDAMNED ROLLER BLINDS IN THE WINDOW! I CALL BULLSHIT!
RT @alexkapphorner: This is Walter. He's deaf and weighs five pounds. If you see him, tweet @TriciaOKelley or @adamrosenblatt_ http://t.co/…
Few yrs ago thought it would be fun to have a parrot, but now he's just one more asshole yelling at me
RT @Molly_Kats: I still think this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. http://t.co/HuHf2LW9tp
This gets me so hard http://t.co/PhndA3y0s7
RT @batsly: How I found out about your dental practice is none of your god damn business
Not sure if JJ Abrams was the right choice. (Courtesy of @ikebarinholtz ) http://t.co/0uWL6kWzi3
RT @DJRotaryRachel: #FF this picture http://t.co/zbrn8MCiRb
RT @ceejoyner: Throw a baby badger so high that when it lands on your enemy it's fully grown and very upset. You left town years ago. The p…
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