Bette Midler
@BetteMidler
Irascible, perpetually perplexed bookworm and citizen...
I had a wardrobe malfunction once. In'65, my hoop skirt got caught, I tripped on a spittoon and didn't make the theater with Abe and Mary.
Must say a hearty Congratulations and "How the hell did you do that?" to @evalongoria for getting a Masters Degree in Chicano studies. WOW!!
. @Gatsby! Saw it, loved it; over the top but a real visual feast. Everyone in it was thin. LITERALLY!! 20s were BFF...before fast food.
Saw the video of Pope performing an exorcism, which Vatican denies. In America, if you want to unload the devil, you divorce him.
Who besides masons and supers doesn't love ivy-covered walls? http://t.co/LBFNWTQquc
In Cannes, Jerry Lewis disses female comics AGAIN!! As Tina Fey says, "We don't f------ care if you like it."
Apple shields 44bn in taxes. I have to pay taxes on every nickel I make overseas! I need the name of their Irish accountants!
.@cnbc says LA bankers don't want porn stars as customers. That's a new one! Screwing is screwing, right? Pot calling kettle..never mind.
Biebs! Boobs are a booin'!! @justinbieber 4, I’m sure if Anne Frank could have been there, she wouldn't have booed.
Mike Jeffries, Abercrombie’s 68-year-old CEO, isn’t it time to stop obsessing about high school kids? Watch an episode of GLEE and shut up.
Friends of mine who love the planet are having an auction of Rock and Roll show tickets and you can score! https://t.co/GAgrlsCLZf
Hilarious! Be sure to read the comments at the end...whew! http://t.co/tXjrvy7eP5
Spring Picnic in 10 days. Who wouldn’t want to be in a tent with @TimGunn and @MichaelKors 11? Now that’s fashionable!
“@TerraMarProject: What’s the best way to pass a climate bill in the US? Fix the economy first. http://t.co/tZvihVg1Zw #heartocean #tmp”
RT @MotherJones: Yep: Billionaires now own American politics. http://t.co/Vbk4wR9ECk
The pictures and videos of the devastation in Oklahoma are staggering; one can only imagine the heartache of actually being there.
Hang in there Oklahoma. Our thoughts and prayers are with everyone affected by the tornado.
RT @billmckibben: One good place for donations to help Oklahoma victims http://t.co/ncsBPnlt1I
RT @JoyVBehar: RT @redcross: Support #Moore response & other disasters by texting REDCROSS to 90999 to give $10 or online at http://t.co/lI…
This has not been a fun day. Wells Dry, Fertile Plains Turn to Dust http://t.co/Rrc9eJiOBV
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