Irascible, perpetually perplexed bookworm and citizen...
I can't help it. You have to shriek about stuff you believe in. Look at @Cher. I love her. She tweets in ALL CAPS! THAT'S PASSION!!!
I love Compost; it can save the world. It's cheap,easy to make, low maintenance. It's just what worn out land needs. Compost in 2014!
Martin and I love @DuckDynastyAE. That one guy is so brilliant. You know...the one with the beard.
US spends $124 mil to treat unwanted erections. ER nurse overheard "Is that a gun in your pocket, or is your dick about to explode?"
Chinese Panda cub #BaoBao is so cute cute. Born just as the Chinese went to the moon moon with all their U.S. cash cash. Oh fuck fuck.
Pine Beetle arrives NJ. See the devastation across northwest US to get what this means. Winters no longer cold enough to kill this insect.
It's my birthday!! Big Mutt knocked himself out and I am having a great day! http://t.co/HmDXJM6ysE
It annoys me when people call me lazy. Just because my only ambition in life is to continue breathing.
Fund an NYC tree in honor of your loved one and receive a personalized tree certificate in their honor just in time … http://t.co/q534LYDx0W
RT @chrisrock: Today is the birthday of superstar singer / actor actor Trey Songs and schools are closed all across America. Thank you Pre…
Fat Leonard. I am so depressed. Not as much as at Rob Ford, but still.