Irascible, perpetually perplexed bookworm and citizen...
"Life is short, so throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, dream, discover"
GOP Sen. Lamar Alexander's Chief of Staff arrested for child pornography. Boy he really doesn't believe in background checks. For anything.
Well, I'll be damned! @GM has anointed a WOMAN to lead! Wow! See girls, she started as an ENGINEER, and I don't mean trains!
The Jeckyl Foundation needs your support to help public schools. Bid big for a big night of theater with Sue and me! http://t.co/JWuH09P6sH
If you're worried because I was overlooked for the Kennedy Center Honors, I'm sure it's because they knew I had a show that day... right?
The United States has the highest child poverty rate of any developed nation except for Romania — one in five. --Unicef.
The time is now. Bid in support of the Jeckyl Founation your chance to see I'll Eat You Last and meet me backstage: http://t.co/JWuH09P6sH
Fact: Snow is actually good for trees (usually)! It tucks them in— insulating roots, and even watering the tree. http://t.co/unL8jHi8oY
Need an original Holiday gift? Buy a tree from @NYRP. We have flowering trees planted in parks, highways, all over NYC. Certificates too!
Fluffing my website, http://t.co/9rp5jAWrw4, even as we speak. In some holiday frame of mind....xoox.
Wow. The GOP hates the poor even more than I hate the GOP! http://t.co/AXTsqjIvLM
Happy 97th birthday to Kirk Douglas whose birthday wish list makes me wish he would run for office. http://t.co/rzkeuntMCz
"An actual study shows the average New Yorker indirectly touches 24 penises per day; twice as many if they work at 1585 Broadway." HA!
In August 2013 CIA formally admitted it was involved in planning and execution of 1953 coup against Iranian PM Mossadegh. How'd I miss that?