Get me outdoors.
Heading to The Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno tomorrow night! Here's to hoping I don't choke.
Kids television is terrifying/looks what I imagine a bad drug trip to be like... http://t.co/wi9lf3lLkS
I follow a pigeon named Jon. My twitter privileges should be revoked. He doesn't even spell his name correctly. @paulslittle
Did you guys know that Uber drivers also grade YOU? And if you have less than a certain number of stars they can refuse service!?
Pulling off our best stunts for the green screen. http://t.co/yKfH3xmJRx
At his own discretion, my uber driver just put on Christmas music. We are simpatico.
Charlotte. Hornets. I am going crazy over this hat! Thank you spellnate !!!! http://t.co/xRa22NzWSk
"What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?" I can't wait to be home in… http://t.co/NvGSMgtMKP
Just watched 3 episodes of "Derek" w/ @paulslittle . I was brought to tears in every one. Ricky Gervais is a genius. Profoundly heartfelt.