oh, good lord.
RT @thegynomite: In WeHo? Take a look to see if you recognize these pissants who assaulted a transgendered lady at Hollywood and Vine. http…
The woman at whole foods convinced me to buy some new miracle chocolate toothpaste. Anyone know if it works? http://t.co/yNwhYXgtcg
When I was on the Terminator TV show, one of the actors thought my belly was fake- this bump may look… http://t.co/ytpKcVZe4q
Sometimes there is nothing that makes me sadder than seeing an elderly woman in public with no bra on. :(
Birdie just said "Sometimes when I go on sleepovers, I forget about both of you." Not sure if I should laugh or cry.
My"all singing,all tap dancing"grandma Moot passed away today.She was 95 & died laughing at a joke. We should all be so blessed. RIP Mootie.
RT @TroismecLA: TOMORROW (6/6) is ticket sale Friday. Tickets for 6/10-6/21 available starting at 8amPDT. Hope to see you at restaurant.
Come on Davy Jones! Just come to Marcia's prom already!!! http://t.co/o7nzT6qEOl
My daughter is eating a fudge stripe cookie, drinking milk and watching the Brady Bunch. She is somehow actually living my childhood.
Ultrasounds are seriously crazy. I totally get why Tom Cruise bought an ultrasound machine... http://t.co/dqM8noMrGj