From Saviour of Radio to King Herod.
Why can't they do calendars for Dogs? Oh, hang on... http://t.co/cG7oYqDHRC
What's going on? Blue skies outside and it's not raining? This weather can stay!
Oh the weather outside is frightful But the fire is so delightful And since we've no place to go Let it rain..?? http://t.co/INiVoW4heG
Say something cheesy, bang the desk then sit back in your chair with a big cheesy grin on your face.. Louis Walsh everybody!
RT @gezmoyles: "Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to see United win away OOOHHHHH...." LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS
I just called a friend to leave them a jolly message on their voicemail, but they answered the phone and ruined it!
Don't forget at 5pm today it will be exactly 319 hours before Christmas!!
Just stood next to @davemorrissey64 on the tube. Wanted to say hello but after the season finale of Walking Dead I was too scared!
My ability to drink lots of alcohol in the night turns into an incredible ability to drink the same amount of tea the next morning.