One of the greats!
In 2 hours I'm taking the Virgin Galactic to play a week at Laughlactics Comedy Club and Zero Gravity Showroom I gotta get off the road
RT @mindykaling: I wish I had never heard Crazy In Love and it came out for the first time this morning
I block people who tweet me to go to bed. The expression "bitch u not my daddy" comes to mind
RT @samleardi: Tell your parents and siblings how much they mean to you today. Give them an extra hug if you can.
Once you're home, sit in your car outside for at least 40 minutes. IT'S THE LAW.
RT @JoeMande: When a person "ats" me on Twitter with nothing to say, I assume it's a death threat.
"You're quite hostile." "I got a right to be hostile." "YOU'RE QUITE HOSTILE." "I GOT A RIGHT TO BE HOSTILE."
I've been tearing out pictures of furniture from catalogs for 3 hours if anyone's interested in a fun new friend!!! 😜😜😜