Chelsea Peretti
@ChelseaVPeretti
One of the greats!
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RT @ESPNChrisPalmer: Line of the Night: Roy Hibbert 29 pts, 10 rebs, 10-15 FG, 9-10 FT, W
I just really really want the Pacers to win right now it would make life seem ok
@Pacers you guys should tweet the score more!
RT @Yassir_Lester: "What if I told you that you'll never have to be ugly again... Kinda"-instagram's original pitch to investors.
Thanks
What's the score
THAT PSYCHO ASS KNIFE IS DEF IN MY "RECENTLY USED" EMOJIS BIGTIME THESE DAYS #LIFESTYLE
RT @LAWeekly: This dognapper was photographed in the act. Know her? http://t.co/Vn3JKuECpj
@ArashMarkazi dang I was supposed to be there
Jk I didn't post foot pix on instagram http://t.co/uTM8bEAa2v
My feet just had a lot of extensive, immersive contact w NYC gutter puddles, should be dead by nightfall! 💀💀💉💊🛀🛀🛀🛀🛀👋✌
OOPS I FORGOT TO PACK LIKE I WAS GOING MOUNTAINEERING FOR THIS NY VIZ my shoes r ded
Sorry - I forgot to attribute that last quote! "And now you hookers and hoes know how I feel" -Jerry Lewis
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