Chelsea Peretti
@ChelseaVPeretti
One of the greats!
DON'T SUCCUMB TO PEER PRESSURE. YOUR PEERS ARE WRONG
I JUST GOT PEER PRESSURED OUT OF MY HOTEL AND INTO THE DARK NY NITE
@ArashMarkazi dang I was supposed to be there
Don't nobody got time for the G train
Jk I didn't post foot pix on instagram http://t.co/uTM8bEAa2v
Just posted a bunch of pix of my feet on instagram: Chelsanity
My feet just had a lot of extensive, immersive contact w NYC gutter puddles, should be dead by nightfall! 💀💀💉💊🛀🛀🛀🛀🛀👋✌
OOPS I FORGOT TO PACK LIKE I WAS GOING MOUNTAINEERING FOR THIS NY VIZ my shoes r ded
Sorry - I forgot to attribute that last quote! "And now you hookers and hoes know how I feel" -Jerry Lewis
"And now u hookers and hoes know how I feel"
.@HotelTonight AHAHAHAA U OFFERED ME A $35 CREDIT ON A $300 LOSS? LOLOLOL
Cud there b a TV show w all the stylists that cater to the NBA + advise players to wear what they wear for post game press conferences
so many very cool women celebrated in our society!
remember jessica simpson
remember tila tequila
I didn't know giving kids candy is like handing a criminal firearms #oops #sorryfam #badaunt #mynephewsarethugs #candyiskidtequila
@davidcho I TAKE IT BACK TOO HUMID
RT @BillSimmons: Why take Hibbert out? Why take Hibbert out? Why take Hibbert out? Why take Hibbert out? Why take Hibbert out? Why take Hib…
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