Steven Cojo Cojocaru
Dear Men, please please stop wearing socks with your sandals. Ok if u r the new spokesman for Birkenstocks, otherwise NO!!!
Happy Father's Day to my dad Ben who has taught me to do what u do with integrity & honor.
Arabella, I want to get in touch with you. Can u answer this so I have your twitter address.xo
No I'm NOT Dave Grohl! Maybe u need new glasses or install a Gaydar app on your phone.
Just didn't have the energy to stuff myself into tight jeans and pour half a gallon of Chanel foundation on.
Came over to friend's house in faded ripped jean shorts & tee & flip flops. My friend was in SHOCK to c me casual. Even divas need a break.
I'm at drug store & cutest little girl comes up to me to say hi & her mom says "sweetie, leave the lady alone".
Never dreamed I would b competing with Brad Pitt for Guy Who Most Resembles Jen Aniston title.
Why does Brad Pitt's hair always look so dirty! I'm coming over with some Shu Uemura Silk Bloom Restorative Shampoo!!!
What is this thing called grilling & why do so many men in horrible shorts do it?
Thank u to my friend who called me to say 'I found someone even gayer than u - Liberace' LOL