Steven Cojo Cojocaru
Me & my friend & fellow diva Pam Frank at her store Soto. She has multiple shops in LA with the most… http://t.co/Xdnmu49aqA
Feels like I gained 10 lbs over the holiday weekend. I've been forced to wear a Pucci mumu.
Today's shoe selection: Saint Laurent "pony" leopard Saint Laurent Johnny boot http://t.co/okNAkbDMKW
I'm wearing my one size up skinny jeans. A true diva always has a back up bigger pair for holidays & sudden bloating.
More with Jack & Lily. I told Lily I love her stringy grungy hippie supermodel hair. http://t.co/48UaIJyvHG
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! Hope your holiday is joyous & fun. I've had a facial & blow out so I'm ready. xo Cojo
I've been living with monks in Tibet. Had to leave when I realized monks don't put out.
I broke my rule about always looking presentable & ran to market in gym shorts & hoodie. Look like I'm on way to Lesbian League softball.
Not into tattoos at all. The only needle I will allow near me is one full of Botox.
I don't have tattoos like Adam Levine. My mom always told me it's against Jewish law & u won't get buried in the VIP section if u do.
Took a little Twitter break. Been busking outside the subways in Paris.
Congrats to my twin brother Adam Levine for being named Sexiest Man!!
Oh no, I think I'm leaving my Dave Grohl period & entering my Cher period. Showing up everywhere with long dark hair & in leather.
Perfection: A little Bottega Veneta evening clutch. I would almost recommend turning tricks to get it - soooo worth it!!!
These aliens are believed to b 10,000 years old, but they look like 20 from behind.
I will tell u a secret: Bev Hills has been invaded by aliens. These aliens have puffy faces & swollen lips & hair extensions. #BEWARE
Stuck in WORST traffic jam. Everyone is screaming & honking & I'm giving myself a La Mer mask. #TURNYOURCARINTOASPA
Saw woman today in camaflouge print bomber jacket & leopard-print leggings. I handcuffed her to fire hydrant & ran to get an exorcist.