Dane Cook
@DaneCook
When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
@BreeOlson that was good times last night ... didn't wanna call you out with your fella ... thx for hitting me new show.
I just accidentally told someone I loved them.
I have fleeting shallow feelings for you once in a great while. #ThingsNotToSayWhenDating
Almost at 200,000 on VINE. If it hit it tonight I will gift 10 of you something special. Random lottery style.
@joederosacomedy that is because you don't follow me
RT @MiaFarrow: To help #Oklahomacitytornado victims Donate to The American Red Cross http://t.co/ULFtKq6IZh Or text REDCROSS to 90999 1-80…
I just washed my hands of a person but accidentally grabbed the door handle on the way out of their life.
I have a real problem with people that judge others without personally knowing them. People that do that are pathetic. Whoever you are.
f'insomnia http://t.co/dqY2qzQlfJ
@almadrigal Don't know why I wasn't following you til now Al but I've corrected my mistake. Please know I love you like an owl loves night.
#Billboard after party footage is insane! #Prince #KidRock #Foghat https://t.co/6phRSNRNtV
More of my LIVE #Billboard after party footage! https://t.co/XRj35JS22O
I'm at the #Billboard after party!! https://t.co/RL4M3X4lQR
#Prince at the Billboard awards... he crushed it. #Icon #Legend http://t.co/eJDKxS8TTn
#Prince at the Billboard awards... he crushed it. #Icon #Legend http://t.co/9BVV1Rzpsy
I just opened my fridge and #Miguel jumped out, straight kicked me in the fuckin' face then kept singing while he ate my leftovers!
I'm not feelin' this.
Behind the scenes of my new Disney flick Planes. I voice Dusty a crop duster with high hopes. If you… http://t.co/EnjdUjUQQp
Fred Armisen and Bill Hader are two of the most talented performers I've had the great fucking… http://t.co/LIt4iDZOrB
In war, there are no winners. Unless someone made a bet. What was the over-under on WW2?
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