When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
@BreeOlson that was good times last night ... didn't wanna call you out with your fella ... thx for hitting me new show.
I have fleeting shallow feelings for you once in a great while. #ThingsNotToSayWhenDating
Almost at 200,000 on VINE. If it hit it tonight I will gift 10 of you something special. Random lottery style.
I just washed my hands of a person but accidentally grabbed the door handle on the way out of their life.
I have a real problem with people that judge others without personally knowing them. People that do that are pathetic. Whoever you are.
@almadrigal Don't know why I wasn't following you til now Al but I've corrected my mistake. Please know I love you like an owl loves night.
I just opened my fridge and #Miguel jumped out, straight kicked me in the fuckin' face then kept singing while he ate my leftovers!
Behind the scenes of my new Disney flick Planes. I voice Dusty a crop duster with high hopes. If you… http://t.co/EnjdUjUQQp
Fred Armisen and Bill Hader are two of the most talented performers I've had the great fucking… http://t.co/LIt4iDZOrB
In war, there are no winners. Unless someone made a bet. What was the over-under on WW2?