I yam what I yam.
You have to fill out more paperwork when buying a car than when you have a child. @tempeimprov
I think I just saw an IRS guy sitting in the bushes with binoculars.
Somedays, I feel so lazy that I just wish I could walk around in my underpants all day.
@michaelrollings Text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 to Red Cross Disaster relief.Text FOOD to 32333 donate $10 Oklahoma City Food Bank