I yam what I yam.
Wish I could go and play in the snow with my family and friends in Detroit, but I'm stuck here in LA with this crap! http://t.co/dcnQgdJnQc
Already have a date w/another man. RT @matterpillar: Hey my fraternity formal is on April 24th, I would be honored if you would be my date
Kim Jong Un executes his uncle for treason. What can I do to my uncle for making me pull his finger my entire childhood?
People are like dogs: The big ones never last as long as the little yappers.
Thank you fans and everyone @PBImprov for some great, packed shows this past weekend!!!
So, Rebecca Black. We get 5 more songs about the week and then 12 songs about the months, right? I can't wait! http://t.co/n85fYULa9l
I never wore a bikini when I played. I could never get my cup to fit the right way. @BikiniHockey
"Are you ready, kids? ♬Ohhhhhhh...Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?♬"
Today is National Cookie Day. However, I can't wait until it's National Kooky Day!
How awesome...and adorable! I'm the subject of this 9-yr old girl's research project. http://t.co/aMaIpgR9QG
Let's not forget what today is really all about -- getting fatter. Happy Turkey Day.