I'll be on @wjrradio w/ Warren Pierce 8:05am Sat. talking about the @DetroitRedWings Alumni President's Ball. … http://t.co/Ejd97Sa7
I'm turning in to my dad. I just pulled my own finger. @tempeimprov May 31 - June 2. http://t.co/a7rb3YSBre
Right here @tempeimprov RT @A_BrAndNeWCHiCK Whatever happened to predictibility,the milkman,the paperboy,evening TV. http://t.co/DaOowYdYZS
I'll see your "Woo hoo!!!" and raise you one! RT @Amyers0711 @tempeimprov Woo hoo!!! http://t.co/DaOowYdYZS
I'll see your "Woo hoo!!!" and raise you one! RT @Amyers07111h @tempeimprov Woo hoo!!! http://t.co/DaOowYdYZS
Full House fans! Standup comedy fans! I'm in Phoenix next week May 31-Jun 2 @tempeimprov All tour dates here: http://t.co/DaOowYdYZS
Cut It Out! http://t.co/fwRsvZQ58N
Mary Kate and Ashley...I'm so sorry. http://t.co/lngCJoOV01
And I meant to add: ...and just watch @DetroitRedWings games.
Somedays, I feel so lazy that I just wish I could walk around in my underpants all day.
@michaelrollings Text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 to Red Cross Disaster relief.Text FOOD to 32333 donate $10 Oklahoma City Food Bank
Sending positives to all of those in Oklahoma.
Could be an octopi on the ice soon!!! @DetroitRedWings
Before you can "Rent To Own" @JohnStamos 24 you'll need to get a "PreStamos" in Salt Lake City. http://t.co/mTxR6TYTRb
RT @thekeithstubbs: @DaveCoulier does the best Super Dave Osborne impression ever on @stubbscast. You gots to hear it. Funny.
RT @thekeithstubbs: Tune in Monday for the Stubbscast with guests comedian @DaveCoulier & @JohnTheCho (Star Trek) @stubbscast Not Bad...
Thanks! Good luck! RT @jomazzcomedy You did a marvelous job at @Wiseguysutah Loved the Harmoni-Thoughts, I think that I want to marry them.
Ha! Thanks! RT @jomazzcomedy6h You did a marvelous job at @Wiseguysutah Loved the Harmoni-Thoughts, I think that I want to marry them.
Because of cell phone use, human beings will one day evolve in to having T-Rex arms. @Wiseguysutah http://t.co/sUdLd3UioZ
Great to see my buddy, Drew Miller back in the lineup @DetroitRedWings Now let's get DeKeyser and Helm back! GO WINGS!
IPad for the bathroom? A better name would be iPood. http://t.co/dQGjlttHF0 See you tonight @Wiseguysutah
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