I yam what I yam.
RT @domirrera: I just got back from ireland n boy is my liver distended
I wish more places were open to order pizza for breakfast. http://t.co/13DsyKGMdR
I know this tweet is being monitored by the NSA, so I'll just say have a great weekend and the code word is 'tonsils.'
I wonder how many times the words "blow up doll" have triggered alarms at the NSA.
RT @Kelloggs_US: Make Monday monumental! It all starts with breakfast.
My brain is saying "Let's play hockey." My legs are saying "Let's play golf!" http://t.co/AtuPvgKsHh
Whenever they ask for my name at Starbucks, I say: "I am Alejandro of the desert. Please write that on my cup." http://t.co/zZOkHVXvS4