I yam what I yam.
How awesome...and adorable! I'm the subject of this 9-yr old girl's research project. http://t.co/aMaIpgR9QG
Let's not forget what today is really all about -- getting fatter. Happy Turkey Day.
The Dalai Lama farts? What next, Mother Teresa? She DID DO some of her finest work in Calcutta. http://t.co/3rGXB2ZpBp
Los Angeles...not a bike-friendly city? No kidding! I'm gonna start wearing my hockey gear when I ride! http://t.co/Lu1W778HfI
On my way to Harrisburg, PA. We might be flying too low though. Shows Fri/Sat night at Second Street Comedy Club. … http://t.co/5gWNBP1zgZ
'Tis the season when ye old junk mailbox gets filled with Christmas spam.
Looking forward to hitting the stage tonight NOV 13 @ComedyMagicClub in Hermosa Beach, CA. And see some great friends!