I yam what I yam.
RT @JohnFugelsang: You know you're tired when you need a coffee to be awake enough to meet someone for coffee.
I think I just saw a UFO fly past the full moon. Or my crazy neighbor is throwing plates again.
#tgif I remember when that meant: Thank goodness it's FullHouse, 8pm Friday nights on ABC.
You have to fill out more paperwork when buying a car than when you have a child. @tempeimprov
Somedays, I feel so lazy that I just wish I could walk around in my underpants all day.
@michaelrollings Text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 to Red Cross Disaster relief.Text FOOD to 32333 donate $10 Oklahoma City Food Bank