If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Tour dates http:/1
I'm so close to 557,000 followers, but for some reason it feels like 554,000.
Holy crap, that was fun, Knoxville! I'll be back to record a DLM podcast soon. #WithinTwoYears
I saw a pig on a spit and said too loudly, "It's coming right out of his butthole!" The lady next to me said, "Yeah, AND out his mouth!" #ew
"It's Jesus-y and you have to hear a lot of Dolly Parton music, but it's a damn good time!" -Doug Benson, ride enthusiast, on #Dollywood
Blazing Fury = dumb, Tennessee Tornado = fun! Next up, Wild Eagle #Dollywood