Drunk, comedian, obsolete.
Benefit show rule - only do it if you're more popular than the tragedy. Otherwise you're using tragedy to promote yourself. #Generally
#PrayForOklahoma Stop Praying! Since you've trended the death toll has nearly doubled!!! God will Unfollow You!!!
#PrayForOklahoma is for people who care so much they wanna sit on Twitter to help.
My next taping I want the only crowd shot to be of the one guy thats not laughing that comics always focus on.