Doug Stanhope
@DougStanhope
Drunk, comedian, obsolete.
If you lost a home in #Moore contact me if we can relocate you to Bisbee Az. We cab handle a small family. #NoPrayerAction
The next breaking tragic OKC news brought to you by @CSX and @CitizensBank etc #SellDeath
RT @DavidRMillen: @DougStanhope has something happened in Oklahoma? News channels in New Zealand generally ignor the rest of the world. It'…
RT @mclary01: @DougStanhope people love to act and feel offended about shit that has nothing to do with them in order to make themselves fe…
#PrayForOklahoma The OKC Thunder have an on-court prayer session before each game. Please dont help anymore. #EliminatedEarly
Benefit show rule - only do it if you're more popular than the tragedy. Otherwise you're using tragedy to promote yourself. #Generally
RT @ThisMikeMiller: @DougStanhope Maybe somebody prayed for a tornado?
RT @netzardfan: @DougStanhope If "God" was following me I might believe he existed. Don't pray, folks. Give the Red Cross $20 instead
#PrayForOklahoma Stop Praying! Since you've trended the death toll has nearly doubled!!! God will Unfollow You!!!
RT @aTiredPerson: @saramarietweets @rahdoo @davidb2k @DougStanhope By definition, God causes every event in the universe, good or bad. That…
RT @davidb2k: @DougStanhope @saramarietweets #TweetForOklahoma I pray for Oklahoma. Also, God did this. What a cunt eh?
RT @JohnnyArgent: @DougStanhope Why don't they just beg God 2 backhand tornadoes outta the way BEFORE anybody's tore up & needs their bulls…
#PrayForOklahoma is for people who care so much they wanna sit on Twitter to help.
Dunno details of #Moore #OKC as I am watching Netflix. But unlike OKC bombing, I dont think its a govt conspiracy. #ButWhoKnows
RT @eptimestiempo: Concert update: Doug Stanhope to perform in El Paso http://t.co/iBilACCdfJ
Coming to West Nyack, NY, Oct 15 @levitylive tix here: http://t.co/ffUSZWdlrL http://t.co/6loCjP3AI6
RT @knoxvillecomedy: RT @dougstanhope: RT @carlos_valencia: The Comedy Fluffer Tour w/ @Juniorstopka starts next week. Join us, the Southea…
Read about my visit to Twitter HQ. http://t.co/1CzNvYv9Uy http://t.co/NqNvkf9tYG
Read about and see pics from my visit to @Twitter HQ with @mrhennigan here http://t.co/1CzNvYv9Uy
My next taping I want the only crowd shot to be of the one guy thats not laughing that comics always focus on.
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