Eugene Mirman
@EugeneMirman
Actress, wife, mom, foodie, and gardener. I voice Gene on @BobsBurger1
RT @DougBenson 5: DLM from NYC has plopped! @AriShaffir @patkiernan @EugeneMirman @mulaney #iTunes http://t.co/xem6hGfj9k
Get tix for 5/24 @WesleyStace Cabinet of Wonders w/ me, Paul Muldoon, @dada_drummer & Naomi, Ben Greenman + more! http://t.co/xy4i687dxy
RT @RightOnPR: The Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival heads to Boston, June 28-30 http://t.co/khCVkCh5C7 via @examinercom @eugenemirman
I know you didn't pee all over your hands in the bathroom. No need to explain.
Finally saw A Good Day To Die Hard. It's amazing that a cat could write a movie and that humans would shoot it, no questions asked.
Not sure what "interplanetary life" is, but there is free astronaught ice cream at this event http://t.co/nf6hK0kRZa
RT @DougBenson 5: Live from New York, it's @mulaney @PatKiernan @AriShaffir @EugeneMirman #DougLovesMovies #PloppingSoon https://t.co/95BIt4W…
Congratulations to Yitang Zhang for making a mathematical breakthrough in prime theory!
RT @EleanorOnly: Hey UK! I'm coming to see you at the very end of August: http://t.co/iSwsfRCJvI My birthday party will be in Newcastle (no…
@CharlesHotel Thanks for a wonderful stay!
RT @WesleyStace: Almost, but not quite, last chance to buy tic to this friday's NYC Cabinet feat @EugeneMirman & a cast of thousands! http:…
"Wow. Thanks for thanking me for winning the Milestone Award last night. Means a lot to me, Justin." — God
@GailSimone Thanks for all the graphic novels! I loved Secret Six. Started Birds of Prey on a recent flight and loving it!
RT @jonemmerling: According to my mother, I could "make a fortune on that joke on Tweet."
I just accidentally licked a 3,000,000 year old fossil!
Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival Boston/ Cambridge 6/28 - 6/30 w/ @wyattcenac @WesleyStace Bob Goldthwait + much more! http://t.co/LZQrgjgrLG
RT @826National: There's more! @826NYC is hiring a new Excecutive Director & @826Seattle is looking for a Volunteer Coordinator! http://t.c…
Our grandkids are going to think we're dummies for letting Facebook and Google become self-aware, but — only IF they eat us.
Nice to see an official New England Brown Paper Bag for $15 in Montana to drink wine outside of a @DunkinDonuts from. http://t.co/tIqz5qRKpD
If your name is Don and you sell curtains, would you consider naming your store Don Drapes?
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