Writer, director (Anchorman, Step Bros etc). Co-founder Funny or Die.1
RT @bazecraze: Christmas: do a bunch of errands for a month and at the end someone gives you a sweater and a wallet.
RT @nachosarah: I love british people because once a long time ago they looked at each other and were like hey let's put some fucking meat …
RT @ggreenwald: Though it's fairly well-known at this point, it's still shocking that Mandela was on US terror watch list until 2008 http:/…
RT @RonBurgundy: Do wish you could see my new movie early? Wish granted, we're now opening 12/18. Do you want to see me w/o pants on? No? O…
Of all the bad seats in life, last seat by the bathroom on a bus ranks up there.
To the shooter on the grassy knoll: Do Letterman. It's been a long time. People can laugh about it now.
I like a nice healthy salad with cucumbers, tomatoes and 450 croutons.
I wonder what percentage of the population has used a letter opener? I go with .04% And all in Conn and Upper east side.
People who work at porn companies must laugh when they see NSFW warnings.
RT @fart: *in a very high voice w/ mouth covered* i think jon hendren is cool
Congrats to Jody Hill and Danny McBride for great run of Eastbound and Down & for an inspired last episode!
Came into the house today after sneaking a cig and my 13 yr old daughter said "you smell like death & corporate greed"