Author of You'll Never Blue Ball in this town again & My Inappropriat1
On some people ombré hair just looks like they couldn't afford to get their roots done for 3 months.
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The Cirque du soleil workout has replaced the pole dancing class in every reality show. It is the new staple.
I hate when people tweet about their workouts. I mean who cares that this is the 4th day in a row that I worked out?
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8yr son: Mom, can I play out front? I won't listen to any strangers. 11yr son: Only if he is a man in a big white van.