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My son's little league team is in the playoffs. I want to go but apparently my face makes him strike out. #momproblems
Finally the man who gave me my first job in comedy @keeneniwayans is on Twitter! Love you Keenen!
Don't worry in a couple of years Amanda & Lindsay will star in a reality show together called 2 Broke Girls
OMG! I'm so excited for this! “Lifetime’s Anna Nicole Smith Biopic To Debut June 29 http://t.co/spQSENG2SB"
My 7 yr old asked me how many colonies there were when I was born #feelingold
I am amazed at the heroism of the elementary teachers in Oklahoma. Shielding their students w/ their own bodies. #prayforoklahoma
Now Ryan Reynolds is punching with his rt hand. I think my son should become a director or editor