Author of You'll Never Blue Ball in this town again & My Inappropriat1
Sad article in @latimes today about a Methodist pastor being defrocked for officiating his son's wedding to another man.
The one secret in Hollywood no one tells you is to arrive early & leave early to every event! Trust me
On some people ombré hair just looks like they couldn't afford to get their roots done for 3 months.
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