Jason Alexander
@IJasonAlexander
actor/dir./prod./author/magician/ poker guy/once on big sitcom
RT @l_anguage: @ijasonalexander, Nancy Astor to Churchill: "If you were my husband, I would poison you." - Reply: "If you were my wife, ...
San Fran. Coming next Friday w. the great cast of When You're in Love, the Whole World is Jewish. Come check it out at Marines Memorial.
Had a great NY visit thanks to 92Y, friends at OneVoice and my "old friends" from original company of Merrily We Roll Along. Now to SanFran
Hope my San Fran fans will come out next week for WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE, THE WHOLE WORLD IS JEWISH. I'll be there Fri nite to say hey to all.
Kudos to pals Charlotte DAmboise, Terry Mann, Andrea Martin + the great cast of PIPPIN. Wonderful time tonite. Good to have u back on Bway.
Wise saying: A mind is a terrible thing to waste. But apparently, a gallbladder is expendable.
Eisenberg Pediatrics @drdjpeds "I won't!",said Bruce,noting John's unfortunate case of priapism."But don't (cont) http://t.co/TDITEihE9G
A new winner... Charlotte Laws @CharlotteLaws Suddenly, Bruce Willis burst thru the door w/ a gun & a set (cont) http://t.co/F7cgyUjnmf
The "Jews" r coming 2 San Fran. Our little hit show, WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE, THE WHOLE WORLD IS JEWISH. May 24-26. Come. http://t.co/fQWlsB3Lhb
WATCH: Swimming with a great white shark http://t.co/PWr261CGkV Amazing grace from remarkable woman.
LIne #3/4 winner -- Shona Hay @calderhay But first he had to free those hands. As the cold steel of the (cont) http://t.co/TZfTV2wZT5
Okay, we have a winner for line #2. Donna Glass @dglassrn 2.) Too embarrassed to call he decided to take (cont) http://t.co/uGZCZnbGdD
good stuff coming in. I'll post line 2 tomorrow
1. John considered calling the doctor as this erection had certainly lasted more than 4 hours, and not in a fun way. #JAcommunitytale
Hey gang, let's try this. Let's write a communal short story. I'll do the 1st line, you guys suggest line #2. I'll retweet best one. & so on
One day of choreography for my upcoming Boston Pops concert and my ankle has swelled up like a tick. God, aging is great.
3-year-old fatally shoots himself with uncle's gun http://t.co/iVcSbMNrHJ And these will keep on coming, I'm afraid.
RT @OMGFacts: The 12 WORST Licence Plate Fails! You'll never believe what people put on their cars!-> http://t.co/Z4H1Fr8ldV - sp
This is a-mahzing!!! God I love what people can do. http://t.co/oKJc2dtEzt
RT @jamenta: @IJasonAlexander RT @cdashiell People buying guns to protect themselves from societal collapse don't realize they are the soci…
Teacher fired for sexy bikini pictures (PHOTOS) http://t.co/aH9VZJ2sX1 Don't think she'll be out of work long.
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