Jason Alexander
@IJasonAlexander
actor/dir./prod./author/magician/ poker guy/once on big sitcom
Thanks for helping me break the 200 k mark. Happy to be chatting with you all.
“@TMZ: What's Worse Than Losing $1.4 Billion? http://t.co/0jqKZkwcxX” I'm guessing losing $2.8 billion?
“@OMGFacts: 15 Surreal Cloud Formations You Need To See --> http://t.co/v1TwnFbdKo”wow. Gorgeous
Ok, I know you've been waiting - my review of MAN OF STEEL. Now, as a Seinfeldian, clearly Superman is in my (cont) http://t.co/URWtthcJ8r
Happy Fathers Day everybody. It's the greatest job/gift in the world. To my fellow fathers, congrats. Let's enjoy our day and our families.
“@MathewSHarrison:they all need to ponder these points: http://t.co/BQjCw8oHvv” World, read what passes as wisdom&fact.
Thanks for the good work from pal Todd Schroeder and the cast of UNBEATABLE, wonderful musical on dealing w. breast cancer. U should b proud
Best response to "how r u?" -- "Better than most, not as good as some". (I stole this from Mr. KABC. Hope he's still better than most.)
The Wilbur's are pouring in. Thanks. Also, British fornicating sailors. Thanks, again.
Why would Mr. Ed never talk to anyone but Wilbur? It haunts me. And have you ever heard of anyone else named Wilbur?
Ever wonder what "son of a gun" means? Cuz the only thing I know a gun engenders for sure is death. Hmm. Mystery.
“@HuffingtonPost: Donald Trump hates 'Modern Family' http://t.co/AQj0oYBaLB” And ironically, most modern families hate him.
“@HuffingtonPost: January Jones gets bangs! http://t.co/joNLXxdaFR” For a half second,I thought this had something todo with porn.
Old movie line:"Whisper sweet nothing's in my ear". Doesn't that mean, "kindly, shut up"?
Campaign Finance Reform will actually save US. A piece is happening in NY now. Here's my contribution. Short link: http://t.co/pgp0g0Fcp5
Nothing is sadder than when the elastic band on a favorite pair of underwear finally surrenders.
Sometimes I wonder if Pink ever feels blue.
RT @MattTrollope: @IJasonAlexander How I Curbed Your Mother's Enthusiasm #tvmashups
RT @MARKDALT0N: @IJasonAlexander Full House of Cards. #Tvmashups
RT @lstein0: @IJasonAlexander S*M*A*S*H #tvmashups
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