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Working out on a nasty gray day is like passing a kidney stone on a nasty gray day. Fuck metaphors.
Under heading "IF YOU CARE" I'm on Peter Tilden show KABC 790AM from 9toMidnite tonite. Peter and his circle of friends. Call in. We'll talk
my pal JLD @OfficialJLD is a total rock star. I've always admired her globes.
Amazing. They really aren't alike. And some would make great superhero emblems. http://t.co/BvWJQ0hEai
I now believe that whatever hurdles and casualties it took to create the modern TV set was worth it if it brought us Sharknado. Finally saw.
Deer Valley is a snow wonderland. Surrounded by great peeps and a great cause, WATERKEEPERS. Miranda Lambert in concert tonite.
Amazing, even monkeys know inequality when they see it. This is such a lesson as to what's happening to our society. http://t.co/orwn2M2UD1
My kid kneed me in the nuts 2nite. It was in the guise of a self defense demo but I frankly think he just flat out kneed me in the nuts.
Heading up to Utah for CBS/Waterkeeper event. I understand the temperature is a balmy 3 degrees. Let's talk shrinkage.
Tickets for my Minn/St. Paul show http://t.co/2EFIj7Xkas Scroll down to Jan. 27
Great Xmas gift 4 Minneapolis/St.Paulians - come see my show at Hennepin State Theater, Jan. 27. Benefit for my friends. Great nite. Promise