I like people to know when I'm drinking coffee, so I joined Twitter.
Giving me a Christmas gift is really giving me the gift of guilt for not giving you one back.
You think you're spying on me but I can clearly see you. http://t.co/5hiRdUe4mc
Studio City, CA. Right now. Imported winter wonderland. Don't judge. We love it. http://t.co/RSz4JJlEyP
Placed this coffee cup on a shelf a couple days ago and forgot about it and it became something sorta beautiful. http://t.co/C88MNRuGyE
I regularly use the fake smile emoji as it’s the most authentic representation of my real life insincerity. 😁
My backyard in LA right now, immediately post light rain shower. http://t.co/mOt3bgtM5B
Rebecca Black’s Saturday might be my favorite of all the Led Zeppelin covers.
I took in another stray. I think it's going to get along great with Von Spears and Emily. http://t.co/vcuewYV6ZV
I've responded to "Can you please tell us exactly what a cinematographer's job is? I keep telling my friend it's th…" http://t.co/voz1qGNPaZ
Just got my coffee machine back from being fixed so my week of personal hell is over.
Yeah, dude, I don't know what she's doing either. http://t.co/cBMNsBshIn
Watched screeners tonight for Nebraska & All Is Lost. Enjoyed Nebraska. All Is Lost was stellar. Wow.
I wish I was going to get an Oscar this year because I’d thank @Simonlikes for cleaning up my kitchen last night.
Finally caught up with #TheWalkingDead. Besides the sad, sad loss of Merle this show just keeps getting better. Andrew Lincoln’s amazing.