The Jewiest looking non-Jew.
Note: If your kids are on my page, th1
Any truth to the rumor that Amanda Bynes shouted 'drone strike!' and made a bomb-dropping sound when she threw her bong out the window?
Guy Fieri has a car with vanity license plate FLVRTOWN. I imagine he's not allowed to park it at any of his restaurants.
"OMG, I totes cannot WAIT to hear Paris' new album!" - Nicky Hilton, maybe but probably not.
It's a shame my son will never join the Boy Scouts. Where else is he gonna learn how to sew patches and discriminate against people?
You're ok to be gay while ur a kid n clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but u better grow out of it! - The Boy Scouts
Boy Scouts will start accepting gay youths, but keep banning gay adult leaders. That's not at all a confusing message to these kids.
Maybe @tmz WAS right and Lil'Wayne DID die and Paris Hilton was given a record deal by some homeless black dude she THOUGHT was Lil'Wayne.
Lil'Wayne signed Paris Hilton to a record contract, proving there are absolutely no side effects to being totally shit-bagged on sizzurp.
Wait, everything BUT the kitchen sink? BUT THE ONLY THING I WANT IS THE FUCKING KITCHEN SINK
Seems I lost a bunch of followers after my Paula Deen jokes. But they were all probably gonna die from heart attacks soon, so who cares.
I hear one room of the Paula Deen Museum will show video of her in college masturbating with a churro.
Excited 4 the Wilfred Brimley Memorial at the Paula Deen Museum, where u walk thru a room and try not to get poked by used diabetes needles.
Something tells me the Paula Deen museum will be very, very wheelchair accessible.
A Paula Deen museum is in the works. Admission will be ten bucks, or ten thousand if you spring for the on-site stent surgery souvenir.
Wanted to write some sort of tweet about how toilet bowls should be brown instead of white so I guess this is it.
Paying the disabled to pretend to be ur family so u can cut lines at Disney is so fucked up why dont u just pretend to be disabled yourself?
Just figured out worst sport 2 watch on Ambien- NASCAR. I mean, I had a good grasp of all the cars, but now there are 3X as many of them.WTF
It's time to watch Downton Abbey. Jenny Mollen https://t.co/SGlyDxwufw