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Just got the call. My agent says I'm all set to replace Phil Robertson on Duck Dynasty. #bless
Folks. Episode 31 of my podcast is up tomorrow! Read a sneak preview here or catch up on old episodes! http://t.co/BjGNQgxfmF
RT @MrGeorgeWallace: Shout out to old timey feather pens. Y'all can keep your little ballpoints. I'm on the feather pen level, rockin' a po…
RT @emilynussbaum: If you are an independent movie in which two young people talk themselves into love, I will watch you.
It would be ballsy if Kim Jong Un still gives his aunt a Christmas gift this year and is all like, "What?"
Whenever there's a long scene of people having a good time for no reason in a movie, I know it means someone died & we're about find out.