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I agree with Fox News that Santa is a white man; he's fat, bearded, wears old clothes, abuses reindeer, & throws gifts down dirty chimneys.
According to Fox News the real miracle of Jesus is that he was a white man born from two folks from the Middle East.
RT @iseemfunpodcast: I Seem Funners! My audiobook contest is now closed! I feel bad you can't all win. But my audiobook is half off now! ht…
My friend Russell is an acupuncturist & wrote a smart, sassy book on meditation 4 folks who hate books on meditation. http://t.co/ZwU9hQJpgf
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This is what I've always thought about It's a Wonderful Life. http://t.co/FnvQiSDqk1
My audiobook publishing company is having a holiday sale! You can get my audio book (read by me) for HALF OFF! http://t.co/lihSjdJ9Yl
Oh waking up to angry tweets from Beliebers has strengthened an already strong resolve to never have children. Haha. #bless
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Tonight! Monday December 9th, at 11pm on E! All new Chelsea Lately. Chris Franjola, James Davis and I… http://t.co/pfvwOYejHm
My audiobook publishing company is having a holiday sale! You can get my audio book (read by me) for HALF OFF! http://t.co/up5z1b6FFA