Author of I Can Barely Take Care of Myself.. Order here: http://t.co/1
When I bust balls of websites and such - I'm a comedian, like the guys, making fun of things that they think are dumb. No one get angry.
Don't know why I get mad at a website named after the guys in high school who never had sex. Of COURSE they don't listen to chick podcasts.
Episode 30 of my podcast "I Seem Fun" is up today! I interview my family. "Keeping up with the Kirkmans" http://t.co/BjGNQgxfmF
Favoriting a Tweet is a great way to let a friend know that you're thinking of them, rather than calling or having lunch.
AWESOME compassionate words from Jane Fonda on boys. http://t.co/7UE9YyOwbC
Listen, if Kim Jong Un is THAT bad of a guy - why did the North Koreans elect him? Ever think of that? #perspective.
This woman's dog in line in front of me seems pretty psyched to see me. I, however, am indifferent… http://t.co/sVyLnOqiCo