Jim Norton
@JimNorton
This is my Twitter account. There are many like it, but this one is m1
RT @Clotsandsnot: @JimNorton So this is why you've worked so hard to lose all that weight? To sit by yourself, shirtless and make chip vide…
Chip rocks https://t.co/S8n7AddNS4
Normal. Hilarious. https://t.co/iN1kYQj5EU
I really loved the Jacksonville Comedy Zone. Thanks to everyone who came out! Stress Factory next week (732) 546-HAHA.
Chip ducks https://t.co/tlXdXJcjaL
. @iamcolinquinn 73 ANYONE can get lucky and hit a homerun their first day. Just keep that in mind, fucko.
. @BetteMidler You KNOWINGLY turned down an active military member for a photo in an empty restaurant?? You suck. #ReturningIraqVet
Landed 15 minutes ago and waiting for the fucking gate to clear. @delta stinks.
Chip's wordplay follies. https://t.co/ypj1KPTWt5
Arguably the best ice cream I've ever eaten. Buy it for charity BEFORE Sat at Wallgreen's. @pennjillette 4 http://t.co/N1HCY5z57W
I'M AN ASSHOLE! Comedy Zone this weekend in Jacksonville.
Jacksonville Funny Bones tonight through Sat.
OJ is the only guy who thinks he should get a new trial because he was too drunk when the armed robbery occurred.
Listening to OJ Simpson testify is interesting. He's fairly likable for a guy who almost decapitated his wife.
To the dummies who want Dzhokhar Tsarnaev freed; please blow me, eat my ass and then hang yourselves. Thanks. #FreeJahar
My ex gf summing me up: "If we were in high school ud totally be the goth lesbian."
STOP TALKING OVER SABBATH ON CSI! #BlackSabbath, #FuckDialogue
RT @MrsSOsbourne 3: Excited to see @OfficialOzzy 17 do some acting & perform w/@OfficialSabbath tonight at 10/9c on @CSI_CBS! Sneak Peek: http:…
Black Sabbath will be on CSI tonight. As they should be every week.
RT @jizzajam: @JimNorton if these chip vines loop more than twice i want to throw my phone out of the window
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