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Thanks everyone who came to the Hollywood Improv tonight. Amazing audience.
The way for a troll to know if they're blocked is to kill yourself. If I don't immediately tweet, 'LOL' you'll know you were blocked.
I like Twitter's new block policy. Trolling scumbags will think they're 'connecting' and 'being heard' when they're not. #PleaseDontBlockMe
A school has dropped sexual harassment charges against a 6-year-old boy for kissing a girl in his class. If only they'd do the same for me.
Hands up if you've ever had your ass fingered to the tempo of 'It's beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas'
We will never truly what color Jesus was, simply because there were no mentions of his cock size in the Bible. #MaturePointOfView
. @slsdem Humor = racism every time! (Fighting tears) Thank you for saying what needed to be said. I don't wanna see another one of these...
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I don't know exactly what color Jesus was, but I figure it was somewhere between Gregg Allman and Idi Amin.
Can someone please ask Megyn Kelly what nationality the Easter Bunny is? I have him pegged as a Syrian Jew.
People are mad at Megyn Kelly for saying Jesus and Santa were white, but not because mentioned Santa as if he were real? #CountryOfAssholes