John Axford
@JohnAxford
Pitcher for the Milwaukee Brewers. Mustache and Film Aficionado.
@behappy364 Oh perfect...that's what I thought too!
Really? Never heard of it. I'll yahoo it when I get home! #SaidNoOneEver
Incredibly cheesy of you! RT: @SophiaMinnaert: Like a "berry" fast sprint around the bases. @C_Gomez27 @vitaminwater
Prancercising is amazing! RT: @CourtneyHosking: I bet @JohnAxford @JimHenderson29 and Aoki prancercise before games to warm up.
RT @JPriestfan1: @JohnAxford @chrisolds2009 Who is Drake? Isn't his name Aubrey?
Ok... Now here's something funny I can't screw up... @CaughtOffBase's face! #ImSorryITookOutMyFrustrationsOnYou
RT @bigdaddysoks: @JohnAxford "he went 2 cranbrook thatsa private school, what the matter doc, u embarrassed, he's a gansta?, his real name…
Is that good? .. I don't know! RT: @Big_Head_Mikey: @JohnAxford @SophiaMinnaert @C_Gomez27 @vitaminwater it's so fast u can't taste it
Apparently my attempt at comedy is constantly effed up by inability to spell! RT: @61gabestert: @JohnAxford *Forest Hill
RT @CaughtOffBase: @JohnAxford *starring #BOOM
Drake, what bottom did you start from again? Growing up in the affluent & wealthy Forrest Hills of Toronto or ur starring role on Degrassi?
Thanks to @CaughtOffBase for making me realize how stupid I am with my spelling! Effffffffffff! Starring not staring. #RewriteComingAtYa
Drake, what bottom did you start from again? Growing up in the affluent & wealthy Forest Hills of Toronto or your staring role in Degrassi?
RT @DustinJDutter: @JohnAxford this is what it's for I think . . http://t.co/dCfCTb29FU
Thanks, the bidet makes me worry less now. About the bidet! RT: @BrewerNation: @JohnAxford Saturday Night Live: Bidet http://t.co/Ij4i13DOpm
I've never thought of it that way! #Intrigued RT: @RBINNY39: @JohnAxford slump buster?
RT @Em_ily_S: @JohnAxford Oh yes. A million times yes! Why wouldn’t you want a splashy bath for your booty?
RT @T_Koracin: @JohnAxford Might as well...it's just a water fountain...for your butt.
To use, or not to use? http://t.co/3HcZ28LMAU
Another skull and crossbones tie? Sure I will! #Filthopotamus http://t.co/k3rQ34itMj
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