John Cleese
@JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my1
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Thanking the three great guys from Harrods who managed to get a sofa into our flat despite the cat @Harrods
Trying to get my old age pension. They want my wedding anniversary but they won’t say which one.
I don't use skin care products myself but I know someone that does, check out @HealGel http://t.co/kEiUHdPq4o
I don't use skin care products myself but I know someone that does, check out @HealGel http://t.co/xMGoIazKtn
Follow @spudthemovies on Twitter for updates and behind the scenes information.
Visit the SpudTheMovies YouTube channel for the trailer and special unseen footage. The direct link to the trailer is http://t.co/W0Ft46SRA3
Made a film last year set in South Africa’s most famous school. I play an eccentric English teacher. Touching, funny and coming in June.
Please lend a hand to/share this Kickstarter film appeal; nicely mad and worth a punt http://t.co/h6SNGZn00w #teashopasylum #kickstarter
Please lend a hand to/share this Kickstarter film appeal; fresh, nicely mad and worth a http://t.co/lxwAVNWdCp #teashopasylum #kickstarter
Why haven’t they told who was elected vice pope? Is it a cover up?
My offspring, @CamillaCleese, is up at the Laugh Factory Chicago tonight @ 10pm, Sat @ 8pm. Feel free to throw (soft) rotten fruit at her.
RT @ChiLaughFactory: 10PM Catch @AaaaronWeaver B4 he heads 2 LA, w @JoeyDaClown @DannyKallas @SydneyAdeniyi @MartyDeRosa, guests @CamillaCleese & @tristantriptow
Reading Andrew Marr’s History of Modern Britain. Wonderful!
Have fun at a @GardenReleaf event this weekend & raise £ for kids' hospice charity @Greenfingerscha http://t.co/VRb6zurYhW Please retweet
Many thanks to Eric for his lovely blog commemorating 50 years of friendship. http://t.co/ywjx7J1BbX
Just been recording fourth lot of commercials for British bookmakers William Hill to be shown on Austrian Television
Chicago! my offspring, @CamillaCleese, is doing stand up at @ChiLaughFactory tonight w/ the hilarious @realmikeyoung headlining- 8&10PM!
Explanation required: Someone made the comment. I said yeah we should tweet that – sarcastically. Misunderstood
Sorry if the last tweet was a bit naughty
Oscar’s defence will be that he was absolutely legless at the time.
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