RT @stephenrodrick: @JuddApatow Took an Ambien and went up top on the USS Kitty Hawk off Okinawa, so disoriented almost walked off side of …
RT @AndrewSBowen: @JuddApatow @FrostyPixie Wife told me the next day I had tried to initiate a threesome with her & her friend who had drop…
RT @sonofDanCasey: @JuddApatow I though there were 7 illegal immigrants in my shower. Firearms involved. Had to be convinced they weren't t…
RT @chanelholman: @JuddApatow Ate a feast involving copious amounts of blue cheese crumbles, powdered sugar and couscous and then talked to…
RT @ardentatheists: @JuddApatow A pal gave me Ambien, Said it makes for epic sex if you start before you pass out. I fell asleep mid-coitus…
RT @pandalikewhoah: @Avullo @JuddApatow, one of my friends couldnt find her hands. She reached her arms out and said " where did my hands g…
RT @mollymerly: @JuddApatow I was writing in my journal and suddenly felt a breeze. I looked up to find myself on a boat with Captain Kanga…
RT @kaylagardner: @JuddApatow @FrostyPixie My alarm clock turned into a Furby-like creature & then the walls started melting. #Ambien 3rd t…
RT @ladydutchoven: @JuddApatow I walked across the street in Seattle to "check my mail" in just a t shirt and 1 sandal at 3am. Neighbor sav…
RT @siobhan_ed: If you need a laugh this morning, read @JuddApatow's timeline. Hilarious Ambien stories.
RT @sarahowlizabeth: @JuddApatow called my mom a douchebaby & told my husband our toilet paper sounds like a British woman & my pillow said…
RT @milesrobertson: @JuddApatow @FrostyPixie well I did grub an ambien and wake up in my Backyard buck naked with my back to a lemon tree s…
RT @dorkinfo: @JuddApatow my ex thought there was a girl trapped in a fire hydrant. He was arrested for trying to pull the hydrant out of t…
RT @americanadian: @JuddApatow I woke up having texted someone a picture of my titts and couldn't find my laptop.
Ok, gonna shut it down. Good night. Is this safe to have walking around on me ? http://t.co/cv1wb3GfJz
RT @MidnightAnswers: @JuddApatow Walked outside and urinated in the front yard as a neighbor was leaving for work. I recall nothing! We don…
RT @goddessmushu: @JuddApatow once sleepwalked into my wardrobe...was trying to get to Narnia
RT @Avullo: @JuddApatow I thought the walls were breathing. Also didn't think I needed my legs.
RT @McoogfahQ: @JuddApatow One time I took an Ambien and dreamed I fought a dragon. I woke up naked in a field next to a slaughtered bull a…
RT @jaykubs: @JuddApatow my mom likes to get in her car in the garage, put the top down, roll down the windows, then come inside. all aslee…
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