There is a very clear turning point when your child decides you are not funny. Eleven.
This is what it looks like when I kiss Harrison Ford's ass. And it does deserve to be kissed. Vigorously. http://t.co/mgRKDohWNO
I am gonna power by phone then tweet till it is out of battery power. Should take eleven minutes. Dreamwater! http://t.co/lglxXp5iiw
Having a birthday is not an EMERGENCY. (For the older folks out there) I need a Lidacane drip-- stat! http://t.co/YBfUIEutlk
In high school my girlfriend threw me a surprise birthday party and everyone seemed bored and left kind of fast. It still haunts me.
I want to assure everyone that Ron Burgundy is very selective about where he will appear. Passion is key. http://t.co/cZtznMkMf4
I am now 46 years old. 30 years ago I was in eleventh grade.30 years from now I will be 76. And by that time people will live to at least 77
It is my birthday starting....NOW. 46. This is a good number because it is so far away from 20 And so close to 60. http://t.co/PpmoaKB9Vd