My Let Me Explain Stand-Up Tour is set to make history! Be apart of i1
My shorts are way to small today....I made a bad decision, my fucking knees are out. This is not cool. I mean....what was I thinking #FML
I just got done running, I caused a traffic jam on the strip in vegas because people were thrown off by the color of my outfit...
I'm going to the gym dressed like a fucking HIGHLIGHTER don't judge me it's my work out gear!!!… http://t.co/Mx4hCL69AN
JULY 3rd will be here before you know it...Get your advance tickets NOOOOWWWW!!! I'm about to Make… http://t.co/QXdE0uf5Fw
OMG...."I ATE THE BONES" holy shit...."I ATE THE BONES" where are the FUUUCCKKIINNNGG BONES???? LMFAO
I just copped me a lime green Nike combat body suit to work out in....I'm wearing these tights with no bottoms!!! #ImFeelingMyself