My Let Me Explain Stand-Up Tour is set to make history! Be apart of i1
My shorts are way to small today....I made a bad decision, my fucking knees are out. This is not cool. I mean....what was I thinking #FML
I just got done running, I caused a traffic jam on the strip in vegas because people were thrown off by the color of my outfit...
I'm going to the gym dressed like a fucking HIGHLIGHTER don't judge me it's my work out gear!!!… http://t.co/Mx4hCL69AN