Paul F. Tompkins
@PFTompkins
Comedy's One True Gentleman! http://paulftompkins.com/contact
Photo: WHEN WINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH http://t.co/yqYR9HOHl7
AUSTIN: Friday night! Me! @goSuperego! @ATXSketchFest! EVERYBODY WINS! 8pm: 8PM http://t.co/ffjajU2X2a 10pm: 8PM http://t.co/ffjajU2X2a
"Okay, that was a good warmup, I guess, but I think I can do better." http://t.co/3Di2QaEVH6
RT @thesaltman: Unpopular Opinion Of The Day: Butterflies are GROSS. Come on. They're bugs w/repulsive exoskeletons + antennae. Their fragi…
RT @karenski: I started watching #Hannibal solely because @PFTompkins recommended it. Not disappointed. And Scott Thompson's in it!
RT @MintLA: Don't miss @AnnaDavid's All-Male Version of her True Tales show with @PFTompkins @DaveToTheRoss and More on 6/8! http://t.co/mG…
At the movies to see STAR TRACK! @ Vista Theater http://t.co/j6WNMZskVW
RT @billyeichner: Men's Health is my favorite magazine that releases the same exact issue every month.
Feeling just insignificant enough in my agents' lobby. Admire their restraint in not having oversized "Edith Ann" chairs for guests.
RT @Dansmagicdance: 50 copies of this poster will be available at the @goSuperego show (feat. @PFTompkins ) @ATXSketchFest !!! http://t.co…
New #SpeakeasywithPFT! Big Bang's @simonhelberg 2 talks about illegal cocktail piaonoing, black belt bullies & more! http://t.co/oRhmBgkrwM
This is exactly right. From @CameronEsposito: "Tell your rape jokes. Expect to be challenged on them." http://t.co/JEu1X1nm1h
RT @ThrillingAdv: “@badmovebaker: Just paused @ThrillingAdv to make this announcement: @EbanSchletter is a genius. Carry on.” TRUE.
@hodgman 70 "Excuse me-- I'm looking for my son? He's an entertainer (it's kind of a secret)." http://t.co/dEImXw9gk8
@hodgman 70 "Excuse me-- I'm looking for my son? He's an entertainer (it's kind of a secret)." http://t.co/s8gq8naEQL http://t.co/52JLot70bh
johnhodgman "Excuse me-- I'm looking for my son? He's an entertainer (it's kind of a secret)." http://t.co/s8gq8naEQL
Did I forget to post this picture of @pagetpaget with a teeny dog? My mistake. @ Largo at the Coronet http://t.co/sB4k3xWZUq
RT @Caissie: Being a person is so gross!
One of the great joys of my professional life is forcing @busyphilipps25 to break on stage. liezlwashere's photo… http://t.co/HCxxf38ftD
GUY WHO is ALWAYS CAUGHT IN A GUST OF WIND - eecunnings: johnmilhiser: Written By Eric Cunningham Yo, this... http://t.co/K96c05iiEN
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