Paul F. Tompkins
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"Okay, that was a good warmup, I guess, but I think I can do better." http://t.co/3Di2QaEVH6
RT @thesaltman: Unpopular Opinion Of The Day: Butterflies are GROSS. Come on. They're bugs w/repulsive exoskeletons + antennae. Their fragi…
At the movies to see STAR TRACK! @ Vista Theater http://t.co/j6WNMZskVW
RT @billyeichner: Men's Health is my favorite magazine that releases the same exact issue every month.
Feeling just insignificant enough in my agents' lobby. Admire their restraint in not having oversized "Edith Ann" chairs for guests.
johnhodgman "Excuse me-- I'm looking for my son? He's an entertainer (it's kind of a secret)." http://t.co/s8gq8naEQL
GUY WHO is ALWAYS CAUGHT IN A GUST OF WIND - eecunnings: johnmilhiser: Written By Eric Cunningham Yo, this... http://t.co/K96c05iiEN