Rachael Leigh Cook
'What's My Problem' & Other FAQs
I get it now; all of my socks are in the witness protection program.
'Have fun at the Beyonce concert' -ways I never thought I'd sign off a conversation with my father
#LiveTweetYourParents : Dad sings what can only be described as an old wartime ditty called 'Come and Get Your Beans, Boys'
RT @jessiestwats: Live-tweeting my parents' house: Mom just said "look at all that traffic" when there were 5 other cars on the road.
Paul was a truly good person in a town of questionable characters. ..A real life tragedy if there ever was one.
Always use the first bathroom stall. People who go to the end have something to hide.
How did we casually convey good will before exclamation points? Let's try that again.
Car also features a 'No Fat Chicks' bumper sticker (L rear window) & was being driven by very mild looking woman. http://t.co/tdaCg0sBxS
ONE time! God! RT @Frocktalk: If you are an actor or a stunt person showing up for a fitting, for God's sake, WEAR UNDERPANTS!!!
Orange is the new nothing. Have you seen it? Barf. Orange needs a new agent. AGENT ORANGE. ha? Maybe…no. (average tweet thought process)
My friend says she's boy crazy. I am reporting her to police/neighbors.