Rachael Leigh Cook
'What's My Problem' & Other FAQs
Experiment w/ new self tanner day before important event; meet disastrous ends. Wait 6 months. Repeat.
Hope y'all had an excellent weekend. Word to your respective mothers.
In his spare time, Louis acts out popular expressions. (Thanks for the love you guys ;) http://t.co/DlE0nbRh7l
Dreams come true. Just not the one where I get married (intimate backyard ceremony) to Michael Stipe.
Whoever wrote the song True Colors has never tried to park at Whole Foods on Saturday.
Another successful recipe attempt for my upcoming cookbook, 'I Smell Burning?'
RT @davidviola: That earthquake's epicenter was in Marina del Rey so call your divorced dad to make sure he and his new girlfriend are okay.
Marathon of a show you don't watch: >/= to Unlimited salad & breadsticks?
Dear People on Twitter who are shocked/saddened by the state of humanity: You've come to the wrong place.