Gilbert Gottfried
@RealGilbert
Mr. Gottfried served 8 years in prison for beating up an Eskimo.
When I'm asleep in bed, I like to have a cover. Sorry if I'm making a blanket statement. I apologize to pillow cases and bed sheets.
When I'm asleep in bed, I like to have a cover. Sorry, if I'm making a blanket statement.
NO KIDDING..@lindsaylohan 2 & Gilbert Gottfried in Seymour Smoke Detector PSA. http://t.co/vrBhrkNiIP
RT @EmilyJillette: Went to @realgilbert's son's birthday party at NY Fire Museum. Saw a smokin' video of him and @LindsayLohan. http://t.c…
The other day I was talking to my shin & I said, "Hey Shin." I deeply apologize to Haitian Flag Day & Shins.
RT @WellReadWife: RT @HipsterJew: And @RealGilbert shows us why he is still hilarious http://t.co/GxuzwfitSJ
@AlanZweibel What's your phone number?
Pls RT & BUY @pennjillette 54 's #Swirtle ice cream at @DuaneReade. Tweet ur pic 2. Help him win $100k for @OppVillageLV http://t.co/3Ira4UbiQq
RT @pennjillette 54: The #Swirtle is great, but the reason I do this is @OppVillageLV. Please RT #CelebApprenticeMVP http://t.co/reiepELYPF
RT @pennjillette 54: Greenfield showing love for native son! @Walgreens SOLD OUT of #Swirtle. #CelebApprenticeMVP RT PLZ! http://t.co/4Ddi9Xxz…
RT @pennjillette 54 54: Final four! Time to retweet for @OppVillageLV. @pennjillette 54 54 is my #CelebApprenticeMVP. I need your votes, thanks! RETWEE…
RT @SETLISTSHOW: Big shout to a very special drop-in Set Lister at our show last Weds. at @TheStandNYC - THE AMAZING @RealGilbert! http:/…
RT @RamblingMeg: oh my god, I NEVER get tired of watching this http://t.co/S1p3QCXi1f @RealGilbert no one is more hilarious. #roast #clip #…
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Check out this video from my friend @susieessman http://t.co/jPXnsnEN9f
RT @rubin: This has to be the most epic video on the whole interwebs. Courtesy of @RealGilbert. http://t.co/gFuQx298xS
RT @GriffisRed77: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING http://t.co/tvz9MODb0z @RealGilbert
RT @Tai_Thomas: I know my girl @sherylunderwood already owns this! @RealGilbert Gottfried reads Fifty Shades of Grey: http://t.co/X1Erie4t0…
RT @RunningLateShow: THURS @galapagosDUMBO: @RealGilbert, @TheSharkDaymond, @awkwafina, @FATJEW & @joshruben. Just $15. Holy crap. http…
RT @ambilevous: just in case you were wondering, THIS is an example why @RealGilbert never got the sitcom deal http://t.co/baxVnIhYqu
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