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NSA mulls asylum for Snowden in return for Documents... And in return for avoiding further international humiliation!
RT @Sarah__Reynolds: Corporations will only be as good as the government requires them to be. And the government will only be as good as we…
The Great Peter O'toole! What a splendid career! Almost didn't get to be "Lawrence!" It was offered to Brando 1st! http://t.co/aMRgEe6BYR
@buster041201 David, thank you so much for the Bday gifts for me and Miranda! It was great seeing you guys! All the best!
@ImprovOrlando tonight through Sunday! Great crowd! Thanks for coming out tonight!
It's Friday the 13th! So if something bad happens to you, it's either the day or you really deserved it!
You ever think,"Things are going pretty darn good in my life! It would be hard to screw things up now. But I'll try my best!"
RT @anjeanettec: You know you're getting older when you make clothing decisions based on degrees of softness.
Whenever I bump into a Chinese person, I always say, "I'm sorry for walking straight!"
RT @BBCBreaking: 6 people in hospital with suspected radiation poisoning, after a lorry carrying radioactive material was stolen in Mexico …
The next time somebody tells you they're on a "mission for nutrition" tell them you're on "quest to punch them in the chest!"
RT @bobsaget: Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. ~Nelson Mandela
Always a sad day when a Hezbollah Militant is taken away from us in his prime!