Australian comedian and talk show host. Not as tall in real life.
Man in a boater hat - but nowhere near a boat. Or a barbershop quartet. What a mysteriously dapper riddle he is. http://t.co/Sj9xXi5sr2
Watching #NorthAmerica on Discovery and I'm cheering on the bobcat against the gopher.
If you missed it live, here is the link to last night's stand up show I hosted for YouTube Comedy Week. http://t.co/u3Oj5bzBBo
"Hi. I'm worldwide music star Bruno Mars. Didn't think I could get any cooler? Well, say hello to my pet panther." http://t.co/2r0VW4eOm2
"Hi. I'm worldwide music star Bruno Mars. Didn't think I could get any cooler? Well then, say hello to my pet panthe… http://t.co/GdyHNBwtWL
To the dickhead in the Hawaiian shirt driving the silver Lexus on the 101 this morning who threw his used drink out the window: you're a pig