You're born naked & the rest is drag
RT @kjothesmartass: To all my new smartasses: Before I offend you & you unfollow me, I want to say thanks for giving a simple girl a chance.
Got my nails painted to compliment tomorrow's marvelous ouch-fit. Smudged them 5 mins later rifling for car keys! Ha Ha!
Only 2 kinds of people: Ones who laugh at life's grand illusion and the ones who take it all too seriously. Which are U?
"My crown is in my heart, not on my head"-Shakespeare http://t.co/YU7E46M9Za